McSweeney’s
Virginia Woolf Gets Locked Out of Her Room of One’s Own (co-written with Jennie Egerdie) – 1.24.20
The Unrealized Potential of Dead Disney Moms (co-written with Sarah Garfinkel and Tara Millette) – 8.7.19
Translations of the Margin Notes From Your Freshman Composition Instructor – 8.30.18
Weekly Humorist
Gun Control Is Important But I Look Hot Wielding an M16 – 1.31.19
Museum of Americana
Obituaries for Unthinking New York City Pedestrians – 10.22.19
Funny-ish.com
A Sexual Misconduct Reporting Process That’ll Help Us Get Out of the Office on Time – 9.9.19
Little Old Lady Comedy
Fleabag Answers Your Judgmental Gynecologist’s Questions (co-written with Tara Millette) – 9.24.19
On Being a Natural Writer – 3.15.19
Insurance Claim Denial for Harry Potter – 12.5.18
Self-Affirmations for Writing and/or Masturbating – 11.8.18
To My Neighbor Who Has Pit Bulls – 9.20.18
Special Instructions on Seamless Orders From an Environmentally Cognizant Individual – 7.12.18
Speech From the Class Mediocritarian – 6.8.18
Points in Case
Hire Me, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, As Your University’s Next Creative Writing Professor – 6.17.19
Feeling Left Out? Take This Quiz to Predict How Alone You’ll Die! – 7.1.18
The Company-Wide Reply-All: When “Just a Test” Becomes a Test of Will – 6.17.18
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